OMG. I love the person who wrote the following 'article'. :P Read it, and laugh out loud!
Excuse me, sir, I couldn't help but notice you checking out our bullshit section over here. Now, most of the people that come in here don't know what they're looking for, but I see you and I say to myself, this guy, this is the kind of guy I can manipulate until he purchases something he doesn't need. So, tell me, what can I do to send you home with some of our bullshit?
Now what you're looking at there, that's a pretty decent bit of bullshit. But if you're really looking to take it to the next level, I've got a line of bullshit that is going to knock your socks off. That crap? That's for idiots. But you, on the other hand, I can clearly tell, are a complete fucking moron. You want a perfunctory compliment and a meaningless question? Nice tie. Where'd you get it?
Let me establish a superficial intimacy here by asking you your first name. It's Bob? Okay, I'm going to go out on a limb here, Bob—you look like the kind of guy who appreciates quality bullshit. I have an eye for these things. I can see you're a nice guy, but dumb as hell, so I'm going to go ahead and take you for all you've got.
Can I put my arm around you and be disingenuous with you for a second? I like you, so I'm going to help you out. Walk with me. I'm going to show you the real bullshit.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "This guy must really think he's talking to a dummy here." And that's true. But I want you to know that it's simpletons like you who make this the greatest job in the world.
Bob, we're both adults here, so let me talk down to you like a child. Take a look at this shelf. Your first instinct is that you probably want this bullshit, don't you? No, you don't. Sure, this bullshit does everything you need, but it's a little less than you're going to want to spend. Over here, now, this is more along your lines. A little pricier, but with fewer features and longer, more convoluted explanations of what they do.
Hold on to your pants, though, 'cause this is our newest line of bullshit. It's not your run-of-the-mill standard bullshit—we're talking primo stuff. State of the art, bullshit-wise. Just got this in from France. You believe that, right? This is the best bullshit you can get. You got a family? You got kids? They're going to love this bullshit. Trust me, Bob, you've never seen bullshit like this before.
Sure, you could go across the street and buy the same bullshit for half the price, but I guarantee you—I guarantee you!—they won't treat you like half the dipshit I will.
Whoa, whoa, I feel like I'm losing you. Okay, hold on. Let me sweeten the deal. You buy this bullshit right now, and I'll throw in some of that useless crap over there. I can't do much more than that. I'm practically robbing you. Level with me: What do I have to do to convince you that you're getting a deal here? Should I speak faster or just louder?
Listen, Bob, I've really come to like you. I don't want to BS you, so let me just flat-out lie. This bullshit is guaranteed to make your life more satisfying. What else do you want to hear? You'll earn more money, be more attractive to women, people will respect you? Sure. Guaranteed. Done deal.
If you have any doubts left at all, get ready to have them blown out of the water, because this bullshit is satisfaction guaranteed. For a meager $100 extra, I'll throw in an eco-friendly paperless two-year bullshit warranty that won't do shit and that you'll never need.
You like that? All right—I knew that'd put you over the top. Now, let's head on over to the cash register and see if we can accidentally swipe your card more than once, huh?
Credits to Jack McManus, from theonion.com. No copyright infringement intended.
I think I'm masochistic. I crave attention from people that don't give it to me. I feel like I have to prove something, like my whole ego is challenged.
This is madness.
I came to school today, and BOOM, got a shock of my life. The lab is empty, for once! WOOOT! Okay, so I acted cool, sashayed my ass into the classroom, and after flicking my hair, place my bags down.
"Ahhh" What a relief. My laptop is finally off my shoulder!
I proceeded to conjure up my messy plan to pass up DCM today. But of course, before doing anything, FACEBOOK became my first location. :P I got hooked at reading blogs, and turned around to see Ethel walking into the room!
"Aisyahh!!" She 'screamed'. I felt like I'm having some fan meeting session. hehe! JK!
Then we proceeded to do work.. Omg, I'm bored typing.
I feel horny. LOL. Nah, I feel like two horns just grew from the top of my head. Two horns = two assignments.
One horn down, one more to go.
I find one of the lecturers.. pretty cute.. :P Okay, Aisyah don't go there.
AHHHH. I'm bored out of my mind and sprouting nonsense. Maybe I should just go watch Shane Dawson vids and maybe play with myself..
Sometimes I really wish that if I were to be sacrificed, and the world will be greater and more loving, I would.
I know, you must be thinking, yeah right. But I've been thinking about it. The loss, the pain, the facing of death right in your face, and the uncertainty if my death is going to have any effect. I know.
And the worse part, the tears of my loved ones.
But if it can work, I will. I don't mind, because my life is about serving. Not just serving others, serving myself, serving everyone. If I can just do that, I would have accomplished the very thing I've said when I was only five years old.
If I can cry a thousand tears every day to replenish those rivers, if I can blow a million wind to purify the air of the world, if I can produce unlimited hand to touch every soul in this Earth whether past or still living, I would.
But then again, maybe I just can. :D
I don't mind letting my guard down to millions of people, but to let my guard down to solely one other person, I'm afraid. The headache~
I dreamt of the day where every girl is a beautiful lady, and every guy, a handsome man.
I dreamt that everyone had great self-confidence, and a good life going for them, with opportunities all around, and they have great intuition and understanding for others.
That day, everyone will be really happy, and there might even be offers all year around in shopping malls and Singapore wins for the first time in World Cup or something!
And hahaha, and everyone then woke up from the dream, and realised they have something common for them to talk to each other~
And that there are no one out there who wants to hurt anybody.
Oh, see how? Or... lucas films? I don't even know if I can get there.
I fought with her over this course.
Fucking stupid.
Do the people around me, who is like having good times, think about this? I mean, I can't really smile fully when that thought.. that future that isn't clear is nagging at the back of my mind.
People forget and move on. They only remember things that they choose to, and I have come to accept that and not to take it personally. People love you, and then they can hate you, then they can forget you, in just a snap. It's just human nature.
And yeah, technology has brought us closer, and even more further at the same time. Haven't you realised?
Στίχοι: Ελεάνα Βραχάλη Μουσική: Γιάννης Χριστοδουλόπουλος Πρώτη εκτέλεση: Άννα Βίσση
Άμα σου ζητούσα τις μεγάλες αλλαγές if I asked of you big changes Άμα σου ζητούσα να μαχαίρωνες το χθες if I asked of you to stub the yesterday Άμα σου ζητούσα μόνο εμένα πια να θες if I asked you to desire only me Πες μου τι λες tell me what do you think
Άμα σου ζητούσα στα νερά σου να βουτώ if I asked of you to dive within your waters Άμα σου ζητούσα ουρανό για να πετώ if I asked of you a bit of sky, so as to fly Άμα σου ζητούσα στο φεγγάρι ένα χορό if I asked of you a dance, on the moon Πες μου αν μπορώ tell me if I can
Πες μου κάτι, κάνε κάτι Tell me something, do something Μη μ’ αφήνεις πάλι στο κενό don't let me once more, in empty space Όλο πέφτω κι όλο ψάχνω να σε βρω I keep falling and I keep looking for you Πες μου κάτι, κάνε κάτι tell me something, do something Κι αν δε θέλεις τώρα να σωθώ and if you don't want me to be saved now Τη θηλιά σου μόνο δωσ’ μου να πνιγώ just give me your noose, so that I choke Κάνε κάτι - λάθος ή σωστό do something - either wrong or right
Άμα σου ζητούσα στα γυαλιά να μην κοπώ if I asked of you not to be cut upon the glasses Άμα σου ζητούσα μες στο ψέμα μου να ζω if I asked of you to allow me to live within my lie Άμα σου ζητούσα και το τέλος να μη δω if I asked of you not to watch the end Πες μου αν μπορώ tell me if I can
Μη μου λες πολλά, δε ζητάω πολλά Don't say too much, I'm not asking for too much Αν δε γλιτώσουμε, αγάπη μου if we're not save, my darling Αν δε γλιτώσουμε ας πεθάνουμε αγκαλιά if we're not save, may we die holding each other Μη, μη μου λες πολλά Don't, don't tell me too much Δε ζητάω πολλά I'm not asking for too much Θέση στη χαρά a place in joy Μη, την καρδιά σωσ’ τη μια φορά Don't, save the heart just once Ή τελείωσε την πια.. or bring it to an end...
I will call everyone, talk to everyone but you, even when you're just in front of me. I will talk in a language you don't understand, crack jokes and make you feel small. I will smile and play with that person beside you but never you. I will make you wear my shoes and force you to see, but oops, I'm sorry.
And I will say to you, what you've always indirectly said to me.
I didn't realize it. Did I hurt you? It's just that, it's so hard to speak in English. I don't know how to translate~ I love to talk in my own language, and nahh, you don't need to know~ It's just another joke~
Hey guys, sorry about the pic thing. I can't upload it to the laptop because of the bluetooth connection failure. Gonna fix that soon tho~
Quick update: Love the national day this time. Cause, its much more action packed, and almost made me believe that there is a bomb threat. Of course, it can't be. And the way Cheeryl Fox's mouth slide a bit too much gave away that it ain't real.
I love the new Firefly song by Owl City. Very relaxing and earthy feel, with such vivid imaginative words used. It's not too rock, nor too fast, just the right pace, to keep you going while still letting you be relax. And I seriously think Fish should try to publish that national day poem he made, it might just win competitions.
Monday today, is the best Monday I've ever had. A beautiful sleep, 7 hours non-stop without myself suddenly awake in the middle of the night. Woke up, and a pleasant suprise. Got a bigger table for my work area, and I love it. Black and circle too, unique work space table.
Played badminton with my brother, been such a long time since I've spent such quality time with him. He is getting so much better nowadays! Me, a badminton pro now turned noobie because of assignments, or maybe my bro is just too good. XD Anyway, yeah, I know it's hard to believe me a badminton pro, but think whatever you like.
After having a good bath, did my work, and did 70 percent of it. I still have the finale part of the video to settle. Tomorrow's headache then. I have to smile to Ryan again, cause I've not done his work.. Again.
Pressure because my friends are like, super hardworking. Can you take a chill pill? :P
Shame on me.
Anyway, made new friends on Friday, so happy!
YEah, another plain happy day for me, just the way I like it~ :P
OMG. I love the person who wrote the following 'article'. :P Read it, and laugh out loud!
Excuse me, sir, I couldn't help but notice you checking out our bullshit section over here. Now, most of the people that come in here don't know what they're looking for, but I see you and I say to myself, this guy, this is the kind of guy I can manipulate until he purchases something he doesn't need. So, tell me, what can I do to send you home with some of our bullshit?
Now what you're looking at there, that's a pretty decent bit of bullshit. But if you're really looking to take it to the next level, I've got a line of bullshit that is going to knock your socks off. That crap? That's for idiots. But you, on the other hand, I can clearly tell, are a complete fucking moron. You want a perfunctory compliment and a meaningless question? Nice tie. Where'd you get it?
Let me establish a superficial intimacy here by asking you your first name. It's Bob? Okay, I'm going to go out on a limb here, Bob—you look like the kind of guy who appreciates quality bullshit. I have an eye for these things. I can see you're a nice guy, but dumb as hell, so I'm going to go ahead and take you for all you've got.
Can I put my arm around you and be disingenuous with you for a second? I like you, so I'm going to help you out. Walk with me. I'm going to show you the real bullshit.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "This guy must really think he's talking to a dummy here." And that's true. But I want you to know that it's simpletons like you who make this the greatest job in the world.
Bob, we're both adults here, so let me talk down to you like a child. Take a look at this shelf. Your first instinct is that you probably want this bullshit, don't you? No, you don't. Sure, this bullshit does everything you need, but it's a little less than you're going to want to spend. Over here, now, this is more along your lines. A little pricier, but with fewer features and longer, more convoluted explanations of what they do.
Hold on to your pants, though, 'cause this is our newest line of bullshit. It's not your run-of-the-mill standard bullshit—we're talking primo stuff. State of the art, bullshit-wise. Just got this in from France. You believe that, right? This is the best bullshit you can get. You got a family? You got kids? They're going to love this bullshit. Trust me, Bob, you've never seen bullshit like this before.
Sure, you could go across the street and buy the same bullshit for half the price, but I guarantee you—I guarantee you!—they won't treat you like half the dipshit I will.
Whoa, whoa, I feel like I'm losing you. Okay, hold on. Let me sweeten the deal. You buy this bullshit right now, and I'll throw in some of that useless crap over there. I can't do much more than that. I'm practically robbing you. Level with me: What do I have to do to convince you that you're getting a deal here? Should I speak faster or just louder?
Listen, Bob, I've really come to like you. I don't want to BS you, so let me just flat-out lie. This bullshit is guaranteed to make your life more satisfying. What else do you want to hear? You'll earn more money, be more attractive to women, people will respect you? Sure. Guaranteed. Done deal.
If you have any doubts left at all, get ready to have them blown out of the water, because this bullshit is satisfaction guaranteed. For a meager $100 extra, I'll throw in an eco-friendly paperless two-year bullshit warranty that won't do shit and that you'll never need.
You like that? All right—I knew that'd put you over the top. Now, let's head on over to the cash register and see if we can accidentally swipe your card more than once, huh?
Credits to Jack McManus, from theonion.com. No copyright infringement intended.
I think I'm masochistic. I crave attention from people that don't give it to me. I feel like I have to prove something, like my whole ego is challenged.
This is madness.
I came to school today, and BOOM, got a shock of my life. The lab is empty, for once! WOOOT! Okay, so I acted cool, sashayed my ass into the classroom, and after flicking my hair, place my bags down.
"Ahhh" What a relief. My laptop is finally off my shoulder!
I proceeded to conjure up my messy plan to pass up DCM today. But of course, before doing anything, FACEBOOK became my first location. :P I got hooked at reading blogs, and turned around to see Ethel walking into the room!
"Aisyahh!!" She 'screamed'. I felt like I'm having some fan meeting session. hehe! JK!
Then we proceeded to do work.. Omg, I'm bored typing.
I feel horny. LOL. Nah, I feel like two horns just grew from the top of my head. Two horns = two assignments.
One horn down, one more to go.
I find one of the lecturers.. pretty cute.. :P Okay, Aisyah don't go there.
AHHHH. I'm bored out of my mind and sprouting nonsense. Maybe I should just go watch Shane Dawson vids and maybe play with myself..
Sometimes I really wish that if I were to be sacrificed, and the world will be greater and more loving, I would.
I know, you must be thinking, yeah right. But I've been thinking about it. The loss, the pain, the facing of death right in your face, and the uncertainty if my death is going to have any effect. I know.
And the worse part, the tears of my loved ones.
But if it can work, I will. I don't mind, because my life is about serving. Not just serving others, serving myself, serving everyone. If I can just do that, I would have accomplished the very thing I've said when I was only five years old.
If I can cry a thousand tears every day to replenish those rivers, if I can blow a million wind to purify the air of the world, if I can produce unlimited hand to touch every soul in this Earth whether past or still living, I would.
But then again, maybe I just can. :D
I don't mind letting my guard down to millions of people, but to let my guard down to solely one other person, I'm afraid. The headache~
I dreamt of the day where every girl is a beautiful lady, and every guy, a handsome man.
I dreamt that everyone had great self-confidence, and a good life going for them, with opportunities all around, and they have great intuition and understanding for others.
That day, everyone will be really happy, and there might even be offers all year around in shopping malls and Singapore wins for the first time in World Cup or something!
And hahaha, and everyone then woke up from the dream, and realised they have something common for them to talk to each other~
And that there are no one out there who wants to hurt anybody.
Oh, see how? Or... lucas films? I don't even know if I can get there.
I fought with her over this course.
Fucking stupid.
Do the people around me, who is like having good times, think about this? I mean, I can't really smile fully when that thought.. that future that isn't clear is nagging at the back of my mind.
People forget and move on. They only remember things that they choose to, and I have come to accept that and not to take it personally. People love you, and then they can hate you, then they can forget you, in just a snap. It's just human nature.
And yeah, technology has brought us closer, and even more further at the same time. Haven't you realised?
Στίχοι: Ελεάνα Βραχάλη Μουσική: Γιάννης Χριστοδουλόπουλος Πρώτη εκτέλεση: Άννα Βίσση
Άμα σου ζητούσα τις μεγάλες αλλαγές if I asked of you big changes Άμα σου ζητούσα να μαχαίρωνες το χθες if I asked of you to stub the yesterday Άμα σου ζητούσα μόνο εμένα πια να θες if I asked you to desire only me Πες μου τι λες tell me what do you think
Άμα σου ζητούσα στα νερά σου να βουτώ if I asked of you to dive within your waters Άμα σου ζητούσα ουρανό για να πετώ if I asked of you a bit of sky, so as to fly Άμα σου ζητούσα στο φεγγάρι ένα χορό if I asked of you a dance, on the moon Πες μου αν μπορώ tell me if I can
Πες μου κάτι, κάνε κάτι Tell me something, do something Μη μ’ αφήνεις πάλι στο κενό don't let me once more, in empty space Όλο πέφτω κι όλο ψάχνω να σε βρω I keep falling and I keep looking for you Πες μου κάτι, κάνε κάτι tell me something, do something Κι αν δε θέλεις τώρα να σωθώ and if you don't want me to be saved now Τη θηλιά σου μόνο δωσ’ μου να πνιγώ just give me your noose, so that I choke Κάνε κάτι - λάθος ή σωστό do something - either wrong or right
Άμα σου ζητούσα στα γυαλιά να μην κοπώ if I asked of you not to be cut upon the glasses Άμα σου ζητούσα μες στο ψέμα μου να ζω if I asked of you to allow me to live within my lie Άμα σου ζητούσα και το τέλος να μη δω if I asked of you not to watch the end Πες μου αν μπορώ tell me if I can
Μη μου λες πολλά, δε ζητάω πολλά Don't say too much, I'm not asking for too much Αν δε γλιτώσουμε, αγάπη μου if we're not save, my darling Αν δε γλιτώσουμε ας πεθάνουμε αγκαλιά if we're not save, may we die holding each other Μη, μη μου λες πολλά Don't, don't tell me too much Δε ζητάω πολλά I'm not asking for too much Θέση στη χαρά a place in joy Μη, την καρδιά σωσ’ τη μια φορά Don't, save the heart just once Ή τελείωσε την πια.. or bring it to an end...
I will call everyone, talk to everyone but you, even when you're just in front of me. I will talk in a language you don't understand, crack jokes and make you feel small. I will smile and play with that person beside you but never you. I will make you wear my shoes and force you to see, but oops, I'm sorry.
And I will say to you, what you've always indirectly said to me.
I didn't realize it. Did I hurt you? It's just that, it's so hard to speak in English. I don't know how to translate~ I love to talk in my own language, and nahh, you don't need to know~ It's just another joke~
Hey guys, sorry about the pic thing. I can't upload it to the laptop because of the bluetooth connection failure. Gonna fix that soon tho~
Quick update: Love the national day this time. Cause, its much more action packed, and almost made me believe that there is a bomb threat. Of course, it can't be. And the way Cheeryl Fox's mouth slide a bit too much gave away that it ain't real.
I love the new Firefly song by Owl City. Very relaxing and earthy feel, with such vivid imaginative words used. It's not too rock, nor too fast, just the right pace, to keep you going while still letting you be relax. And I seriously think Fish should try to publish that national day poem he made, it might just win competitions.
Monday today, is the best Monday I've ever had. A beautiful sleep, 7 hours non-stop without myself suddenly awake in the middle of the night. Woke up, and a pleasant suprise. Got a bigger table for my work area, and I love it. Black and circle too, unique work space table.
Played badminton with my brother, been such a long time since I've spent such quality time with him. He is getting so much better nowadays! Me, a badminton pro now turned noobie because of assignments, or maybe my bro is just too good. XD Anyway, yeah, I know it's hard to believe me a badminton pro, but think whatever you like.
After having a good bath, did my work, and did 70 percent of it. I still have the finale part of the video to settle. Tomorrow's headache then. I have to smile to Ryan again, cause I've not done his work.. Again.
Pressure because my friends are like, super hardworking. Can you take a chill pill? :P
Shame on me.
Anyway, made new friends on Friday, so happy!
YEah, another plain happy day for me, just the way I like it~ :P
I feel so proud! I arrived earlier than Vicky and teacher today!!
So coool. That is an achievement, since my first year! I've never been this early except for my first days in SP.
I am really happy! And now I know what happen before class starts. Comtech people will bring in cleaners to clean the room and play some music.
It was some Mozart Piece.
AHhhhhh.. Heaven, now I am just going to watch the rest of the class struggle to get to class, with the MRT so packed.
:D WHEEE.
More About Me
Well, I love myself and sometimes I just wish I was like, Paris Hilton. Not PEREZ, that ugly journalist.
Anyway, I am pretty addicted to social life. I crave lazing around, and just hug everybody.
But of course, I don't dare to do that, cause people tend to assume wrong things.
I hate it when people like you and make you feel guilty, like it's your fault that they like you.
Get a grip, and all I wanted was just friendship.
Pretty much all of the things I do, I do sometimes out of fear, or love.
Usually its fear. But if I do the best things, it's love for sure.
Beautiful Creation
